*~*At my chiropractic appointment*~*
P: (To the doctor) You can make my mom's back go pop pop. But don't pop the baby out of her belly.
Dr: Okay, I definitely won't do that.
P: Yeah, because it isn't Halloween, yet.
Dr: Nope. She still has to wait.
P: Yeah, and when the baby explodes out of her belly it will be so loud. Like BA-BOOM! (Jumps with hands in the air). You will have to cover your ears.
Juj: BA-BOOM (Covers ears)
She actually thinks my stomach is going to explode. I really thought that we had cleared that up when we had this talk. So much hard work and it didn't even stick.
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In line at the grocery store P was making everybody smile.
P: Mom, you are so beautiful.
Me: Thank you! I think you are beautiful, too.
P: And you are nice, and that is really important!
Me: YOU are nice, too!
P: And you are strong and brave.
At this point older women were looking on with big smiles. Popeye looked at them and continued a conversation with them.
P: My mom is strong and smart and brave and nice. And she isn't big like a hippo, no. There is a baby in that belly!
My cheerleader and advocate. Love that kid.
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P: Mom, do you have an arranged marriage?
Me: What? No!
P: You didn't save anybody from bad guys?
Me: There were no people to save.
P: Oh. Did you marry my dad because you had a duty to your heart?
Me: ...Yes.
P: He's a prince.
Me: Mmm hmmm.
P: Do you think my dad is hubba hubba?
Me: Yes.
P: I thought so. (Sigh) I hope I get to marry somebody who is hubba hubba.
P: Do you think my dad is hubba hubba?
Me: Yes.
P: I thought so. (Sigh) I hope I get to marry somebody who is hubba hubba.
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