I helped her and she later requested a salad so that her muscles would get big. That isn't exactly how it works, but I didn't tell her. Why ruin a good thing?
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Me: Girls, it is time to go to bed.Loralie: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Peyton: Mom, I can't just lie there like a mango!
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Peyton: Where is daddy?
Me: He had to go away to work, remember?
Peyton: Because you need to grow a beard?
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I had a class on Saturday and a sweet friend of mine offered to watch the girls. She has a son around Peyton's age and a daughter around Loralie's age. Peyton was a little nervous about meeting new friends so I got on Facebook and showed her their pictures. She saw the boy and said in a voice that was almost flirty, "Hmm...I'm gonna hold his hand!"
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Me: Peyton, will you please pick up your mess?
Peyton: But I can't! It is too, too hard!
Me: You can do it, Peyt! I have faith in you!
Peyton: Faith in me?
Me: Yes!
Peyton: No. We have faith in Jesus.
1 comments:
those made me laugh!!!! My favorite is the cleaning up one. I don't want to clean up either....it's too hard.
I don't know why it's saying I'm unknown...this is melissa m.
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