More things that I wish I said less.....

Before I had kids, I had hoped that I would be the type of parent who imparted Solomon-like wisdom to my children.  I laugh when I think of how far I am from that ideal.  Here are the nuggets of wisdom I shared with my children today...

"You need to wear pants."

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"Don't shut your sister in a cupboard."

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"Just because your dad isn't here does not mean that you are allowed to lick his things."

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"Peyton, seriously!  You need to wear pants!"

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"Shoes are not for eating."

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"You shouldn't rub your lunch on your bum."

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"Empty shampoo bottles are not cups.  Do not drink out of them."

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"Dang it, Peyton!  You need to wear pants!"

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"Your sister is your friend.  You shouldn't lock her in a room."

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"Peyton, that is not nice to say.  Your sister is not 'the Kraken.'"

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"PEYTON!  Pants are important!  Put your pants on.  NOW!