tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75059723803167225202024-03-12T16:31:28.459-07:00Stories of A Mean MomCourtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-56822950216053840732015-06-03T15:40:00.002-07:002015-06-03T15:40:27.924-07:00The Post Office<i>I know you guys are already familiar with Popeye (5) and Juju (almost 4). Moving forward you will probably start hearing a lot of stories about their little sister, Gus (18 months)</i>.<br />
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We have to go to the post office more often than I would like. It seems we are always sending something somewhere. I avoid it when I can. It is always chaotic. Somebody tries to escape. A few end up crying. Boxes are pulled down. It is a good day if I can keep Gus from the card rack. I hate, hate, HATE going to the post office. Here are two exchanges from today's venture. <br />
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Background information for the first tidbit: Gus responds to questions in one of four ways. Her responses are always, "pizza," "Popeye, Juju," "thank you," or "no." If she means yes, she still says no.<br />
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Me: Okay guys. Remember what we talked about? We are going to be patient and well-behaved in the post office. You have notebooks to color in so this should be easy. Gus, are you going to be good?<br />
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Gus: No.<br />
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Popeye: Oh my goodness! She told the truth! Gus, we are so proud of you for being honest even when it is hard! Good job!<br />
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Juju: I knew you could do hard things, Gus!<br />
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Gus: (Big, confused smile) Thank you!<br />
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The kids showered Gus with hugs and kisses. The baby's honesty did not impress me as much as it impressed the other girls.<br />
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Juju struggled while I addressed boxes because "the floor is dirty and there is nowhere to sit."<br />
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Postmaster: Hello, young lady. Would you like a sticker? You are being so good!<br />
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Juju: Sure. You have a very nice beard, but maybe you should get some benches in here for next time.<br />
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Postmaster: Haha! Do you not have a place to sit?<br />
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Juju: No, but I still like your beard, though, and I hope you have a nice day. And I accidentally colored on the counter.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-19247213808842019202015-05-19T09:09:00.002-07:002015-05-19T09:09:27.156-07:00Ninja DadChris and I were able to have a wonderful vacation in Florida (maybe more on that later), followed by a beautiful week with our girls at my in-law's in Utah. It was perfection.<br />
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That isn't really what this post is about, though. This post is about the girls' adoration of their father and their belief that he is the greatest, strongest, most handsome guy in the entire world. The girls cannot fathom that there could ever be anybody stronger or more impressive than their dad. </div>
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For example, Chris was carrying a giant container full of water. His friend was there. Chris put the water down and bragged to KJ (Chris' friend) that her dad was strong enough to lift the heavy water. KJ said, "Oh, like this?" He then proceeded to lift the water, just as Chris had done. Juj was quick to defend her father's honor and said, "Yeah? Well, my dad can throw us in the air, so hmph!"</div>
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Anyway, like I said, they think he is awesome. And I love it. They cannot accept that there may be some things that he just can't do.</div>
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One morning Popeye woke up early and Grandma was able to show her pictures of Chris from when he was a kid. Pops saw this picture and was impressed, to say the least.</div>
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She said, "That's when my dad was a ninja! He kicked that whole tree down!" The girls went on and on about their ninja dad and his superhuman strength. </div>
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Chris woke up later in the morning. He had been up most of the night with the baby (and I thank him for the extra sleep). When he came downstairs he made it into the living room, where he promptly collapsed from exhaustion and he laid face down on the carpet, hoping if he could be still enough, he might be able to squeeze in a few more minutes of sleep before the troops attacked. No such luck. </div>
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The girls were quick to climb on him. In less that a minute, he had been smothered with hugs and kisses and the girls had climbed on his back, ready for their trusty steed to take them for a ride. Chris just laid there, motionless.</div>
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Popeye: Come on, Dad! Give us a ride! You can do it!<br />
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Chris: Pops, I'm too tired. I don't have the strength!<br />
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Popeye: Sure, you do! <b>If you can knock down a tree, then you can lift three men!</b> Now go!<br />
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And he did. And we all love him for it.</div>
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So grateful that the kids think their dad is as great as I do! We are lucky to have him as part of the ranks.</div>
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The kids and I like playing games. My kids especially like to play I Spy; not so much the book version, but the version where you actually look around and find something in the room and get the other people to guess. My kids adore this game. </div>
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My kids are also <i>very, very bad</i> at this game. And it is adorable.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Juj is very specific.</span> She will say, "I spy with my little eye something....that plays DVDs!" When I guess correctly on my first try that it is the DVD player, Juj is <i>stunned</i>. She thinks I have magic guessing powers. She can't figure out how I get it on the first try every time. She loves that she can't seem to stump me. She loves that I can read her mind. Other gems from Juj:</div>
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I spy something that...hangs on the wall (in a room that has one picture hanging on the wall).</div>
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I spy something that makes toast.</div>
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I spy something that tastes like a peanut butter sandwich (yeah. the answer was "the peanut butter sandwich you are eating." Kid. Was. Amazed. We sometimes worry about her.)</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Popeye is different, though.</span> Here's how she plays.</div>
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Pops: I spy with my little eye something...black!</div>
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Me: The picture frame?</div>
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Pops: No!<br />
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Me: The remote control?</div>
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Me: Pops, I just listed every black thing in here! I don't see anything else that is black!</div>
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Pops: (Beaming) You give up?</div>
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Pops: Juju's shoes!</div>
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I found a mysterious pile of clothes in the middle of the living room floor. I started putting the clothes away and when I got to the bottom of the pile I found a pair of scissors and a long lock of hair.<br />
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Me: Juj! Why did you cut your hair?<br />
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Juj: I had split ends. (Confused by my frustration) Umm...I thought you'd be happy.<br />
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Me: If you thought I'd be happy why did you hide it?<br />
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Juj: For a surprise for you to find!<br />
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Me: Pops, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
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Pops: Either a Native American or a mom.<br />
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Juj: I want to be a dad!<br />
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Me: A dad, huh? What's the difference between a mom and a dad?<br />
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Juj: Umm....one's fun?<br />
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Me: Juj! ....Which one is fun?<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Me:</b> I don't know if I want to hear any more of your stories. You always make me a bad guy who dies or tries to hurt people!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj: </b>This one is different! Once there was a princess named Juj and a hero named Popeye. And there was a wicked witch. Named Mommy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Me:</b> See!? I don't want to hear this story!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj:</b> It is different! You won't die or hurt anybody! The end is a surprise!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj:</b> Princess Juj and Hero Popeye were friends with the witch (Looks to me for approval. I nod, satisfied. Juj smiles.) But then the witch tried to turn everyone to dragons! Princess Juj and Hero Popeye tried to save everybody but the witch wouldn't let them! (Speaking faster) They had a dragon eat her up and she died!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Me:</b> JUJ! That was a mean story! You said it would be a surprise ending!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj:</b> (Confused by my disappointment) But...I said you wouldn't die but then you did so it is still a surprise!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Now, I don't think that these stories are the kids' way of saying they don't like me, although, sometimes they probably do it to make a point. I think it has more to do with the fact that they like telling stories about people they know and somebody has to be the villain, ya know? It can't be their sister because they are best friends. There is only one other person home so I am the villain by default. Here is some supporting evidence.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Yesterday was my birthday. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj:</b> Mom! I'm going to tell you a birthday story! Since it is your birthday, you don't have to be the bad guy! You can be the hero, I will be the hero princess, and Pops can be the witch!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Popeye:</b> I really don't want to be the witch.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Juj:</b> (Letting out a frustrated sigh) Okay. Sorry, Mom. Popeye is not choosing the right and she won't be the bad guy! You have to be the bad guy witch again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Sigh. Fine. I'll be the witch, as long as we all understand that I'm doing it out of the goodness of my good heart. Because I'm a good guy.</span>Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-65824323340438952392014-12-01T12:26:00.001-08:002014-12-01T12:50:29.641-08:00Sometimes a girl just needs some butter.<br />
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Me: What would you ladies like for lunch?<br />
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Pops: Something with butter on it.<br />
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Me: ...Something with butter on it?<br />
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Pops: Yes, like popcorn or toast. With butter.<br />
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Me: With what else?<br />
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Pops: Just something with butter.<br />
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Juj: Is that healthy?<br />
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Me: I wouldn't exactly call it well-balanced or nutritious.<br />
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Pops: Sometimes I want to eat healthy and sometimes I just want things with butter. (Big sigh) It's been a big morning. I had to share all my things with Juj. Can I please have it? Mom, don't you understand?<br />
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Frankly, I don't think I have ever understood her more clearly.Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-43351289169221452732014-11-19T19:35:00.000-08:002014-11-19T19:42:38.767-08:00"But my underwear is CLEAN!"Juju hates pants with an intensity that is unmatched by anyone else on the planet. She did not take it well when she learned that pants were just a part of life.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Me: Juj, you cannot wear that outside. You need to put pants on.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Juj: But, I don't like wearing pants! You made me wear pants yesterday and the day before. I don't like pants and shorts and skirts. I like wearing no pants. Do I have to wear pants tomorrow?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Me: Yes. You have to wear pants every day.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Juj: Every day!? (Collapses and starts crying) I have to wear pants for my whole life? (Loud sob) This is the worst day, Mom! (More sobbing) I just hate pants.</span></div>
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She really doesn't like them. Today Juju and Popeye got in an argument. Pops said, "If you don't knock it off, Santa is going to give you pants for Christmas!" Juj came unglued. <br />
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Here are some of Juju's responses to being told she needs to put on pants.<br />
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Juj: But Mom, pants give me a headache!<br />
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Juj: If you make me wear pants, I can't have freedom!<br />
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Juj: If I eat my vegetables do I still have to wear pants?<br />
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Juj: But Prince Hans wore pants! He was so bad! And selfish. ...Do you want me to turn selfish?<br />
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Juj: Pants will ruin my day!<br />
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Juj: Pants ruin my LIFE!<br />
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Juj: Pants will take too long to pull up after I go potty! I'll miss everything!<br />
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Juj: But my underwear is CLEAN! And they are on the right way! <br />
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Juj: But Mom, cold never bothered me, anyway!<br />
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Juj: But Mom, wearing pants makes me think of putting all of your candy in my pants and if I think about it then I <i>have</i> to do it! I DON'T WANT MELTED CANDY IN MY PANTS, AGAIN!<br />
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Juj: But the library doesn't care if you wear pants!<br />
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Juj: Fine! Then I'm going to have a baby and I will name him <i>Oh, David</i> and I will NEVER make him wear pants for his whole life!<br />
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Juj: If I'm good at the store can I take my pants off when we get home?<br />
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I still make Juju wear pants. Honestly, though, I feel like we are kindred spirits. I have finally found somebody who likes pants as little as I do. She might even dislike them a little more. I still think vegetables are worse than pants.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-68416005202131242552014-11-18T06:43:00.001-08:002014-11-18T06:43:29.120-08:00Tempers, Cows, and UnderwearJuj and Popeye were in a heated discussion. Juj lost her temper and threw a toy across the room.<br />
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<b>Me</b>: Juj, do you have something you'd like to say?<br />
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<b>Juj</b>:(scowling) What?<br />
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<b>Me</b>: You need to apologize for losing your temper like that.<br />
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<b>Juj:</b> (Exasperated) <i>I</i> didn't lose my temper! <i> Popeye</i> lost my temper!<br />
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Pops did something nice.<br />
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<b>Me</b>: Thank you, ya big sweetheart!<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: Thank <i>you</i>, ya big, sweet cow!<br />
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I chuckled because I know Pops is fond of cows and she meant this as a very sincere compliment.<br />
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<b>Me:</b> (still chuckling) Pops, that is so sweet and it made me feel good, but you probably shouldn't call other people a cow.<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: (Confused) Why not?<br />
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<b>Me</b>: It might hurt somebody else's feelings if you call them a cow.<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: (Dumbfounded) I don't see why. The cow is a perfectly lovely animal.<br />
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Pops has been wearing dresses a lot lately. She got cold yesterday and pulled her dress up to wrap the fabric around her arms.<br />
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<b>Me: </b>P, please put your dress down.<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: Why?<br />
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<b>Me</b>: People can see your undies. It is inappropriate.<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: But...my underwear are new.<br />
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<b>Me</b>: I know, but it is still inappropriate.<br />
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<b>Popeye</b>: (Very skeptical and snotty) So it's inappropriate? Even if my underwear are new.<br />
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<b>Me</b>: Yes.<br />
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Then Peyton exhaled loudly as she slowly put her dress back down. Guys, I swear she rolled her eyes at me. A year ago the kid thought I was a genius who knew everything about everything. Now she doesn't even think I am smart enough to know if it is okay to show the world your underwear. I hear it is only going to get worse.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-9411051078521029082014-11-17T07:29:00.002-08:002014-11-17T07:29:48.416-08:00A Year Ago...<b>Again, this is an old post from last year, right before I had Caroline. </b><br />
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*~*At my chiropractic appointment*~*<br />
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Dr: Okay, I definitely won't do that.</div>
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P: Yeah, because it isn't Halloween, yet. </div>
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Dr: Nope. She still has to wait.</div>
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P: Yeah, and when the baby explodes out of her belly it will be so loud. Like BA-BOOM! (Jumps with hands in the air). You will have to cover your ears. </div>
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Juj: BA-BOOM (Covers ears)</div>
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She actually thinks my stomach is going to explode. I really thought that we had cleared that up when we had <b><a href="http://storiesofameanmom.blogspot.com/2013/03/i-tried-to-explain-birth-to-my-3-year.html" target="_blank">this</a></b> talk. So much hard work and it didn't even stick.</div>
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In line at the grocery store P was making everybody smile.</div>
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P: Mom, you are so beautiful. </div>
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Me: Thank you! I think you are beautiful, too.</div>
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P: And you are nice, and that is really important!</div>
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Me: YOU are nice, too!</div>
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P: And you are strong and brave.</div>
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P: My mom is strong and smart and brave and nice. And she isn't big like a hippo, no. There is a baby in that belly!</div>
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My cheerleader and advocate. Love that kid.</div>
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P: Mom, do you have an arranged marriage?</div>
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Me: What? No!</div>
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P: You didn't save anybody from bad guys?</div>
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Me: There were no people to save.</div>
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P: Oh. Did you marry my dad because you had a duty to your heart?</div>
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Me: ...Yes.</div>
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P: He's a prince.</div>
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Me: Mmm hmmm.<br />
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P: Do you think my dad is hubba hubba?<br />
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Me: Yes.<br />
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P: I thought so. (Sigh) I hope I get to marry somebody who is hubba hubba.</div>
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Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-65897970458190649822014-11-14T12:47:00.000-08:002014-11-14T12:51:56.151-08:00Birth Story<b>I wrote this a year ago and never published it. We just celebrated Caroline's first birthday this week so it seems appropriate to share the story.</b><br />
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I like to read birth stories. Is that weird? I'm not one to record birth stories of my kids, though. That being said, this experience was completely different in every way from my two previous deliveries and people keep asking about it so I thought I would share it for the few of you that might be interested.<br />
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<b>Making the decision to birth at home</b><br />
After I had Juj I had toyed with the idea of having a home birth for the next baby. I never would have considered it for the other two. With Popeye, I didn't even know people did that. I knew that some people opted for midwives instead of doctors but I figured they were weirdos or hippies. I wanted a doctor and a hospital. I was convinced that that was the only responsible approach. I felt very educated because I read <i>What to Expect When You're Expecting </i>(I know. You can role your eyes with me). With Juj, my outlook changed a lot and I knew I wanted a midwife. I wanted a different approach and I wanted a provider who embraced the normalcy of birth. My midwife with Juj did not do home deliveries. When I asked her (just out of curiosity, not out of real interest) she laughed and basically explained that she only delivered in hospitals because, "What if something happened?" I was fine with that. I still wanted the "safety and security" of a hospital. I would have been good with a birth center, but there wasn't one that was close. I still pictured birthing at home to be risky and messy. Like, I thought maybe you would just throw a tarp on your floor and have a baby? I don't know...As I was in the hospital with Juj, I found that there were a lot of policies and procedures (and the fact that they kept gluing bows to my newborn's head, making her head gross and sticky) that I didn't like and felt were unnecessary.<br />
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With this pregnancy, I wanted a home birth but I never thought Chris would go along with it. When I brought it up to Chris he was surprisingly okay with it. I think it was partially due to the fact that he thought I'd change my mind, but I'm not sure. As the pregnancy progressed I grew more sure of my decision to birth at home and Chris grew more and more excited and supportive. I think he trusted that I had done a lot of research into the subject and didn't take it lightly.<br />
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<b>Reactions to my decision</b><br />
The local hospital here is not known for being excellent so many people commute to a hospital in the neighboring state to have their babies. Because of this, people out here often asked me, "So where are you going to deliver?" When I told them that I was going to deliver at home very few were supportive. Their eyes would get big and they would start to look uncomfortable and they would say something like, "Well, I guess that's one way to do it...." Others would ask if I was crazy or would ask, "But what if something happens?" And then they would share with me tales of terribly traumatic and life-threatening birth experiences of people they knew. Some thought it was just about avoiding medications. I didn't want to just do it medication free, though. I wanted to do it intervention free. I wanted to do it hospital policy free.<br />
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If you want a laugh, Jim Gaffigan talks about midwives, home birth, and parenting in this clip and it makes me laugh every time.<br />
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My parents were both very supportive. When I told my dad I thought he'd try to talk me out of it. Instead he said, "Wow! That's great! You are doing the right thing!" Yeah. I was surprised by that response, too.<br />
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<b>The birth</b><br />
Anyway, the birth. I had been grumpy, because I was tired of being sore and pregnant and tired of people asking me why I was still pregnant and REALLY tired of people telling me that I was huge and "there is no way there is only one baby in there." I had been having regular and strong contractions for several hours a day for weeks. I was exhausted. <br />
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Saturday, the contractions seemed to last longer. By Sunday afternoon they were intense enough that I told Chris, "I think this is it!" I couldn't really sleep that night but by morning when nothing had happened I became discouraged. Monday I went for a walk to try to make the contractions worse. They didn't get worse. I ate something and took a bath to try to make the contractions stop. They didn't stop. Around noon I called the midwife to tell her that I had been having contractions for over 24 hours. I told her that I wasn't in labor, they were just Braxton Hicks, but was wondering what I could do to make them either get worse or stop because I needed to either have a baby or get some sleep. The contractions were not painful at all, just distracting and annoying.<br />
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My midwife said she would like to come to my house. I felt silly and insisted it wasn't necessary because it wasn't real labor. She counter insisted that she just wanted to check the baby to make sure she was handling the contractions well. So she was at my house by 3:00 with her student midwife. I had avoided pelvic exams this entire pregnancy but after witnessing a contraction the midwife said she felt uncomfortable leaving my house because she thought it was real labor. She lived pretty far away and was afraid that if she left and it was labor she wouldn't make it back in time. She said that if she checked and it wasn't labor, she would leave. I obliged. To my surprise I was almost completely dilated and fully effaced. She suggested I call Chris to get home right away. We figured we'd have things wrapped up in less than 3 hours. I mean, we thought I would be pushing before Chris got home. At that time I was dilated "more than 9 but less than 10."<br />
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I called and Chris came home. They prepared the birthing tub while I was able to lie down on a heating pad in my bed and work on homework (my midwife frowned upon doing homework in labor but I was working on my final semester of grad school and wanted to finish some work). Still didn't feel like pushing. My water still had not broken. The midwife asked if I wanted to deliver with the waters in tact. She said some people consider it lucky. I gave that a hard pass. She broke my water.<br />
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The tub. Man, oh man. The birthing tub was AWESOME! I almost didn't feel contractions at all in the tub for a while. I didn't think I was in labor until I got out of the water and felt the full intensity of the contractions. I just stayed in the water and waited. For hours. Nothing. We knew the baby was not positioned ideally but hoped that the baby would move with contractions. Around 9 p.m. I was disgusted that I was still pregnant. The back labor was awful and the contractions were getting worse. How was I not needing to push yet? It had been hours!<br />
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The girls were home for everything and still awake at this point. I tried not to make weird faces during the contractions because I knew the girls were watching. Popeye rubbed my back and told me how brave and strong I was. Juju patted me on the head and said, "Everything is just fine. Don't you worry!" They both read me books and sang me songs. They were awesome. Around 10 they felt ready for bed. Popeye said, "I'm going to bed but you just call me if you need anything."<br />
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By 11 p.m. I was crying. The contractions were relentless and it wasn't fair that I was still in labor. By 11:40 my midwife said, "Well, looks like you are going to have your 11-12-13 baby, after all! That's what you said you wanted at our first appointment!" I was furious and snapped back that I had changed my mind.<br />
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I had been getting up and walking around. I was so sad and the contractions were so bad that I remember telling Chris, "I'm going to die. Really. I'm dying, I just know it." Kudos to him for being supportive and not rolling his eyes and pointing out how dramatic I was being.<br />
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A few minutes before midnight the midwife suggested that she turn the baby because the contractions and weird baby spinning techniques just were not doing it.<br />
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Her turning the baby was without a doubt the most painful thing I have ever experienced. Luckily, it was fairly brief and she was successful. I wanted to move back to the tub but I felt the urge to push right away and knew that I wasn't going anywhere. I pushed for a short time and the baby was born. Truthfully, nobody had any idea exactly what time she was born. We figured out that nobody checked until 12:05 am. It could have gone either way. The midwife called it 12:01 am so the baby was born one minute into 11-12-13.<br />
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I was so exhausted. I kept waiting for that natural high to kick in but it didn't. After holding and nursing my perfect baby for 40ish minutes, I hopped into the shower. Then I started to feel great and full of energy. I felt incredible. I came out of the shower to discover that my bed was made with freshly washed sheets and blankets, my baby was dressed and entertaining her dad, there was a snack ready for me, and all birthing stuff had been put away. <br />
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I was surprised how great I felt the next morning. This is definitely the easiest recovery I have had (though, it is still a recovery).<br />
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<b>So, that's the story!</b><br />
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People keep asking if I would recommend this to others. Honestly, it isn't for everybody. If I had this same experience with my other two, I would not have appreciated it for how awesome it was. I had to be ready for the experience and since I was, it was amazing. If you have considered home birth or had any interest in it, then I would recommend it. If you like your hospital experience, home birth may not be something you'd like. Worked for me, though, and I would definitely consider doing it this way again.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-75400194599076865772013-11-26T12:52:00.002-08:002013-11-26T12:52:25.574-08:00Conversations between Baby and Big KidsSo, I had a baby two weeks ago (birth story coming soon, for those of you who are interested in that kind of thing). She is amazing. I love that the older two girls love her. Popeye and Juju always want to watch her and talk to her and read to her. Here are some conversations with the baby that I have overheard:<br />
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Baby: (crying)<br />
Juju: Aww...I like your smile! You love me so much!<br />
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Popeye: Hey, what does the fox say?<br />
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Baby: ......<br />
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Popeye: (louder) What does the fox say?<br />
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Baby:....<br />
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Popeye: What does a cow say?<br />
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Baby:...<br />
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Popeye: What does anything say?<br />
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Baby:...<br />
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Popeye: (leaning in close to the baby) Why do you pretend to not talk? Baby Winnie can talk. (Long pause) I think you're a spy. But you're so adorable, too. (Kisses Baby's head)<br />
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We took the kids to a health fair several weeks ago and P picked up a 16 page booklet about strokes. For a while it was her favorite thing to read and she was really fascinated by the pictures of the brain.<br /> Recently, she decided to read this awesome piece of literature to the baby.<br />
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Popeye: Look, Baby Caroline. This is a picture of your brain. These are your brain tubes and blood. If your brain tubes get clogged you will have a stroke and die. This happens because when you don't eat vegetables and salad. Umm........Baby Caroline, you only eat milk....Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-84535894619831260062013-11-20T15:03:00.000-08:002013-11-21T11:42:51.873-08:00Lies I've Told My Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I know it's wrong but I lie to my kids. I know better. My mother taught me better. Growing up, my mother would always tell us that nothing bothered her more than lying. We could do something really rotten and the punishment was always surprisingly less severe if we just came clean. Sometimes we wouldn't even get in trouble because my mom appreciated that we told the truth. But wo, wo, wo unto those who did not tell the truth and got caught. Major trouble. What's worse, we had to live with knowing that our mom was "disappointed" in us and couldn't trust us anymore. Yowza. That stung worse than any punishment she could dole out.<br />
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Still, I lie to my kids. A lot. I didn't realize how much until recently. What makes it bad is that the belief in my lies kind of makes my kids weirdos. I lie anyway. I like to think I do it for their own good but I'm still not sure that my mom approves. Here are some examples.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lie #1 </b></span><br />
<i>There are crocodiles that live in the canal and they will eat you if you get too close to the water.</i><br />
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<b>Justification:</b> We lived dangerously close to a canal and my kids are master escape artists. I swear to you, I heard my neighbor screaming and ran to the front door to find that 3-year-old Popeye was hanging out a 2-story window, reaching for the landing because she had tried to escape. Canals are too tempting for my kids and I was terrified that if I took my eyes off of one of them for 10 seconds they would end up in the canal. That is when I hatched the plan. It was remarkably effective. You wouldn't believe it. They wouldn't step foot outside without an adult and they were afraid to drive along the road that follows the canal. I didn't want them to live in fear, but better fearful than overly brave when it comes to the canal. After a few months, though, my kids did get more daring. They would go to the end of the driveway and throw things at the canal. They would lean over guard rails by the canal when we went on walks. They didn't believe there were really crocodiles in there. Well, this wouldn't do. So I had no choice. I did what any loving, caring mother would do. I devised a plan to <strike><i>scare the crap out of</i></strike> keep them safe.<br />
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I had to run an errand one evening. I had my brother-in-law hide behind a car with his computer. As the girls were getting ready to wander too far, my brother-in-law played weird reptilian monster growling noises on his computer. The girls freaked out, believing it to be the vicious sound of a crocodile, ready to attack. They nearly climbed over each other to retreat to the safety of the van. The girls never questioned the existence of the crocs again and they <i>never</i> got anywhere close to the canal/road again.<br />
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Am I ashamed? <strike>A little</strike>. No. I did what had to be done.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lie #2</b></span><br />
<i>"Of course, Santa is real!"</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lie # 2.5</b></span><br />
<i>"I talk to Santa and if you guys don't get along I'll just tell him you only want broccoli for Christmas." </i><br />
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<b>Justification:</b> There are probably better parenting techniques but this was seems so efficient. I mean, it works instantly.<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Lie #3</span></b><br />
<i>"If you sneak out of your bed at night and get into the fridge and eat the food, all of your hair will fall out."</i><br />
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<b>Justification:</b> No justification for this one, really. I don't even know how I came up with this. It just sort of spilled out one morning after I went in their room to discover bags of half eaten pepperoni and blocks of cheese and half empty cups of yogurt after their late night food fest. This lie, too, has been an effective lie.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lie #4</b></span><br />
<i>"If you watch more than one movie a day your brain will melt. I can look in your eyeballs and tell if your brain is starting to melt."</i><br />
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<b>Justification:</b> Pops and Juj wanted to watch movies all of the time. If I had to argue about it one more time I was going to go insane. It worked, too. Popeye will tattle on babysitters who "make" her watch more than one movie. She has me check her eyes, "just in case" after she watches a movie. She accepts limited television time, knowing it is for her own good. It makes her a little weird, but it also makes her more willing to do something besides watch TV.<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Lie #5 </span></b><br />
<i>"'Never' is a bad word."</i><br />
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<b>Justification: </b>Juj kept saying snotty things and following it up with, "NEVER!" (Examples: "I never want to play with you! NEVER!" and, "I won't eat my lettuce! NEVER!") I was just so tired of hearing it! It sounded awful. Now my kids think it is a bad word. They don't say it and they are appalled when they hear others say it. <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Other Lies</span></b><br />
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I pretend that my kids' muscles are noticeably larger immediately after they swallow their vegetables.<br />
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I told my kids there are secret guards in the grocery store parking lot that watch out for little kids who stray too far from their parents. They catch these kids and draw mustaches on their faces with ugly markers. (Really, I don't know how I come up with some of these. I start a lie and it gets huge and ridiculous before I can stop it. It's terrible.)<br />
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Popeye and Juj believe that there are monkeys in the trees. All trees. Including the trees in our neighborhood. While I didn't technically lie to them about it (Papi did), I don't discourage the belief. Monkey hunting on walks is fun. I don't want to ruin that.<br />
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Go ahead, guys. Judge me. I deserve it. But if you do judge me, your eyes will fall out and your fingers will turn into spaghetti.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-19110915870128264372013-11-03T15:12:00.000-08:002014-11-14T15:18:30.665-08:00I'm trying to catch up on stories.<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: Popeye, your hair is so beautiful!<br /><br />P: Thanks. I brush it almost every day.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Recently, my brother an his wife welcomed their first baby into the world. We went to the store to pick out an outfit for the new little one.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">P: This one! It has an animal on the butt! We need this one!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: But it says "Grandma loves me." We're not the baby's grandma.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">P: But, Mom! We need it!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: It says, "Grandma loves me" on the shirt, though.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">P: I know! Gramma loves EVERYBODY!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">*~*~*~*~*~*</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Did you marry Dad once or twice?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: Just once.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: But don't you love him enough to marry him twice?</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /><br />Me: I don't need to marry him twice. We're already married.<br /><br />P: But I didn't get to see it! And you love him and want to kiss him! And you need to wear your pretty dress! So I can see!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P's prayer last night:</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Heavenly Father, we're thankful that we were so good today and choosing the right. Please help Baby Caroline to pop out of Mom's belly. Umm....maybe Jesus can help us with that. Please help us to stay in our beds all night. In the name of Jesus Christ. AMEN!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">*~*~*~*~ </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: But I don't WANT a new sister! I want to keep my Juju Bee!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Five minutes later....</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Can we call the new baby "Other Juju?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">*~*~*~*~* </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Chris was gone overnight for a scout camp. Peyton insisted on calling him just before 11 p.m. I tried to just get her to go to bed but she was adamant that she needed to speak with him. I called her dad and handed her the phone. What was so urgent? She felt she needed to talk to her dad right then about....arranged marriage. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Juj, can you go to the bathroom with me? I'm scared to go by myself.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: P, there isn't anything scary in your bathroom.<br /><br />P: Yes, Mom! Remember? There is water vapor in there! Don't you think it is gross and weird and disgusting?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">(A few minutes later)</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Are you going to be something scary for Halloween?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: Probably not.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Are you going to be a big, fat, scary water vapor?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">More of P's fears...</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> </span><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Juj, I have to go potty really bad but I'm too afraid! Things I'm afraid of are spiders, dolphins, sharks, pencils, and the weirdest man in the world. Will you please go with me and turn on the bathroom light?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Juj: (Confused by why Peyton can't just do this herself) Sure, Popeye.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">This is why everybody needs a sister.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">*~*~*~*~*~ </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Mom, can I have dote dote dote ice cream?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: What is that? I don't think I've ever even heard of that.<br /><br />P: It's ice cream and when you eat it is makes you go "AHHHHH! A doh doh doh!" And then you think you have a pet alligator*.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: .....You know, I think I have heard of that. I'm pretty sure it is against the law, though.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Oh man. Okay.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">*She may have said giraffe but it was a while ago and now I can't remember. This is what you get for not writing things down as they happen. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">*~*~*~*~</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">You know the "What Does the Fox Say?" song? I played it for Juj and she loved it. Popeye had different feelings. She was confused and really bothered by it. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Umm...Mom, I don't think a fox says that. No. And elephants don't say "toot." No. They say (Insert surprisingly accurate elephant noise). We can't listen to this song because it doesn't choose the right.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: Mom, you are so smart and strong and beautiful and lovely and teamwork. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 18.8889px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: Thanks!<br /><br />P: Sure! May I have some candy?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">I got out construction paper and scrapbook paper and cut out feather shapes and shapes of turkey bodies and explained to the girls that we were making turkeys and writing what we were thankful for on the feathers. These were their responses:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Peyton: Umm...can I just make a regular chicken? Because I don't think I like thankful turkeys.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Loralie: Can I just play with scissors?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> </span><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">What Popeye meant to say last night: Trick or treat!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">What Popeye kept saying instead: Hi. Can I have some candy for my sister? She's back there. Her hands are absolutely full. Do you have a dog? My name's Peyton!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">*~*~*~*~*~ </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Our van broke down right after Chris picked up our car from the shop (so grateful the van waited to die until we had the car). We went to the store to get a part to fix the car and I knew that we wouldn't get home for a while and we'd have a late dinner. This is the conversation we had in the car on the way to the store:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: Sheesh. We'll be getting home late. What do<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">you guys want for dinner?<br /><br />Chris: Eh, I don't care. We could probably just eat cereal.<br /><br />Peyton: No!<br /><br />Me: How about a PB&J sandwich?<br /><br />Peyton: No. I had that yesterday for lunch.<br /><br />Me: Ha! This coming from the kid who thinks it is okay to eat pizza for lunch and dinner everyday.<br /><br />Peyton: Mmm...we should buy more pizza.<br /><br />Juj:....we should buy more ice cream....</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">We recently had the Primary presentation at church. It is where the children have little lines and sing songs in front of the congregation. I was really excited because we worked hard to organize it and it was P's very first program.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">It was also probably her last program. Ever. She sat in the front row and played dead for most of the program. Other kids would get up when it was time to sing another song. P would just slump down and pretend to be even more dead. She did get up once and say, "Guys, I need to go to the bathroom or it's going to go 1-2 down my leg." Then she played dead again. When questioned about it afterward she said she was just too nervous to not be dead.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Me: You have to clean your room, kid.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">P: (Looks in room and makes a face) Umm..can you handle that? I have to help my dad watch football.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> </span><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">No parent enjoys reading the same book over and over again to their children. We do it, though, because we appreciate their passion for literature, no matter how it comes...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17.9861px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">At least, I used to feel that way. It is excruciating to support that passion when your kids' favorite thing to read is an 18 page booklet they got at the health fair called, "Explaining Stroke." Can't they just like "Goodnight, Moon" like normal kids?</span></span></span><br />
Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-34802623195914610752013-10-18T07:50:00.001-07:002013-10-18T07:50:43.872-07:00To Be Randomly KindI feel so overwhelmed with emotions! I don't know if it is the hormones that come from being very near my due date, or if it is lack of sleep, or if it is being on edge from my (hopefully) last semester of grad school, but everything makes me cry. Everything. And lately so many good and touching things have happened that I feel like losing it at any given second.<br />
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First of all, I want to thank each one of you who did a random act of kindness to honor my sister. My heart feels so full when I think about how you guys were willing to take time out of your day and do that. <br />
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I recently read a story about a man who paid a bill for customers that were having a hard time at a diner he was in. I have had that happen to me. In fact, I have been the recipient of several RAKs that I would love to share with you here. This one first.<br />
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<b>My First Experience of a Random Act of Kindness</b><br />
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After my sister died, I was a little lost. I hadn't realized until she was gone how much I depended on her. She was my best friend and I hadn't even known it. My family and I were all a little lost. With Kristi gone, my closest sister became Emily. It wasn't that I was trying to replace Kristi, or anything, but I saw the importance of establishing something with Emily. Honestly, the older 3 kids never really got along with Emily. She was treated like a baby, we thought, and always got out of things. You know, typical annoying little sister. She was younger and I just couldn't relate to her.<br />
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After Kristi died, I felt like Em and I should probably get to know each other. I knew she was having a hard time and wanted her to know she could come to me. I took her out to a pizza place for lunch. It was so awkward. We sat at the booth and just kind of stared at each other like, "now what?" At one point we both got a little weepy because the awkwardness was magnified as we realized that Kristi would have known what to say. We mostly ate in silence.<br />
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We ate our meal and when it was time to leave, our sweet server told us that our bill was on him. He said that he tried to do a random act of kindness every day and today he was going to pay for our meal. It had been a really hard time, but the sweet server (a man I will always remember) gave us more than just free food. He gave Emily and I something to talk about on the way home. He gave us a starting point. That was worth so much more than anything I could have been given at that time. I don't think he knows what a huge impact that gesture made on Em and me.<br />
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(It should be noted that Em and I are best friends now. It may have happened without pizza, but it wouldn't have happened without a starting point--something positive to talk about.)<br />
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I have many more experiences that I will share with you. Each one is so close to my heart I just don't want to lump them all together. For now I just want to thank each and every one of you for the kindness you show others. They appreciate it. They remember it. It changes them. You are awesome.<br />
<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-55351414725548657542013-09-11T20:12:00.002-07:002013-09-11T20:16:49.208-07:00Celebrating with Random Acts of KindnessSeptember 12, 2013 would have been my sister's 24th birthday. Sadly, Kristi died very unexpectedly at the age of 15. She was a wonderful and compassionate person and it makes me sad to think of all all of the good that the world is missing out on by her not being here.<br />
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Last year, I decided to celebrate her birthday by doing random acts of kindness. (You can read about it <b><a href="http://storiesofameanmom.blogspot.com/2012/09/kristis-birthday-gift.html" target="_blank">here</a></b> and <b><a href="http://storiesofameanmom.blogspot.com/2012/09/random-acts-of-kindness_22.html" target="_blank">here</a></b>.) I petitioned you good folks to help me meet my goal and you were so kind! Because of your generosity I greatly exceeded my goal. I was so touched by the kindness of others who were willing to help me celebrate what would otherwise have been a pretty depressing day for my family and me. </div>
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This year, I am once again petitioning you for your help to reach my goal. Please do a random act of kindness to celebrate my sister's birthday. Once you have done that, please let me know by commenting here or emailing me. Last year I compiled all of your wonderful random acts of kindness into a book. I hope to continue to do this. When I get sad or discouraged or when I just miss my sister it is so uplifting to be able to turn to the pages of your random acts. It reaffirms to me that people are SO good. It also shows me that Kristi can still be a force for good, even though she is not here. </div>
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We have ALL month long to reach the goal, which is 365 random acts of kindness (I don't find it hard to believe that Kristi would have done 365 kind things this year, so I would like us to do it in her stead). </div>
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For the rest of the month I will be performing random acts of kindness and posting about random acts of kindness. I hope you will feel inspired to serve others this month with random acts of kindness and I hope you tell me all about it!</div>
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Thank you, guys! I know that together we should have no problem meeting my goal of 365!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">How many times do you guys think I used the phrase "random acts of kindness" in this post?</span></div>
Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-60002269948125068962013-08-29T09:24:00.000-07:002013-08-29T09:24:09.650-07:00The Sweeter Side of Sisterhood<div style="text-align: center;">
My previous post might make it look like my kids always argue, but they don't. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Being Thankful</span></div>
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Every night before we say prayers we talk as a family about what we are grateful for. <br />
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<b>Me</b>: Pops, what are you grateful for today?<br />
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<b>P:</b> Jesus and Santa Claus.<br />
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<b>Me:</b> Good ones! I'm thankful for them, too! <br />
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<b>Chris: </b>How about you, Juj? What are you thankful for?<br />
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<b>J:</b> Spoons!<br />
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<b>P:</b> Good one, Juj!<br />
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<b>Me:</b> ...Spoons?<br />
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<b>J:</b> Yeah. Spoons and Popeye!<br />
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<b>P: </b>Thanks, Juj!<br />
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<b>J:</b> You're welcome, Pops!<br />
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I'm telling you, we had a rough time getting ready for bed the other night. After an hour of reading books and cuddling and singing songs and cuddling and re-brushing our teeth, and getting drinks and going to the bathroom and singing more songs (you get it) I had had enough. I left the girls in their room with Juj crying because she still did not want to go to bed. After a minute or so the crying stopped and I sat outside their door and listened to them talk to each other.<br />
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<b>P: </b>I'm sorry Mom is mean, Juj. Want me to tell you a story?<br />
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<b>J: </b>(Sniffle) Yes.<br />
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<b>P: </b>Once upon a time there was a girl and she had sugar bugs on his teeth! The bugs were big and they came alive and killed all of the roosters. Really. All of the roosters were dead. Then monsters came but they were not like Sully and Mike. They were bad sugar bug monsters and they killed everybody unless they just hided and everybody was all dead from the sugar bugs for the rest of their lives. The end. (Pause) There. Do you feel better, Juj?<br />
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<b>J: </b>Yes, Popeye. Thank you.<br />
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And then they just went to sleep! I had a difficult time sleeping because that was the most horrifying bedtime story I've ever heard. I can't wait to thank my dentist for teaching the girls about sugar bugs.<br />
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(On a slightly related note, P woke up that night crying because she had a nightmare. I asked her what happened in her nightmare. She said that in her dream Juj used her bathroom and didn't wash her hands. P wanted to wake up Juj and make her wash her hands. At 2 a.m. I talked her out of it and we said a prayer, instead. Monsters don't scare her but the idea that there are people walking around without washing their hands after using the bathroom is absolutely frightening to her. There is so much this kid gets from her dad, but every once in a while she does something like this and I think, "Wow, she <i>does</i> have some of me in her. Poor kid.")<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-73710033137089644202013-08-27T13:55:00.000-07:002013-08-27T13:55:38.098-07:00It is hard to be a sister.I grew up with several sisters. Now, my sisters are my favorite people, my closest friends, and some of my biggest cheerleaders. It hasn't always been this way, though. We used to fight a lot. I often have a difficult time remembering those days because my sisters and I have been so close for the last....8ish years. Occasionally, though, I watch my girls interact with one another and I laugh. When I see them argue I can remember the days when fighting and bickering with my sisters was a regular occurance. I hope that this fighting is something they look back on one day and laugh. If they are lucky, they will grow to appreciate each other as much as I appreciate my sisters!<br />
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I saw Popeye looming around the living room, behaving suspiciously. Then I heard thumps and cries coming from the closet. I was a little frustrated because I have talked to the girls 100 times about why we shouldn't lock people in the closet. Juj was frantically begging to be freed. The door doesn't open from the inside.</div>
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<b>Me</b>: Popeye, I told you not to lock your sister in the closet.</div>
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<b>Me</b>: Because it is dark in there and is scares Juju!</div>
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<b>P: </b>Ugh. Okay. (Opens door) I release the Kraken!</div>
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Juj proceeded to run out of the closet and into my arms. Through tears I could make out the words, "Popeye not choosing the right! She was not listening to me!" It took a while to calm her down, but before long she and Pops were off playing again.</div>
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It wasn't more than an hour later when I heard the familiar pounding coming from the living room closet. Popeye was standing guard outside the closet door, giving gentle reassurances to her sister. "It's okay, Juj Bee! See if it is fun in there!"</div>
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I was so angry! Popeye saw me and seemed to read my mind. She quickly said, "Mom, I'm not in trouble because I gave her a flashlight this time! It isn't dark in there anymore!"</div>
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Well, she had tried to implement a change. How could I be mad? I still insisted that we free Juj from the closet. Popeye opened the door reluctantly. Juj came flying out....with a nightlight in her hand. Once again she ran into my arms, traumatized. Once again she communicated through tears and sobs, "Mom, Popeye is bothering me! Make her go away from me!"</div>
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The girls always find a way to pass the time when they are stuck in the van on our way to and from errands. Generally, they read, sing, or sleep. Oftentimes, though, Juj likes to stir the pot and <a href="http://storiesofameanmom.blogspot.com/2013/02/this-is-post-about-juj.html" target="_blank">start arguments.</a> </div>
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<b>P</b>: Hey Juj, what do you think we should name our new baby? (Frequent topic of discussion)</div>
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<b>J</b>: Yellow.</div>
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<b>P</b>: Yellow!? No! That's a <i>terrible</i> name! I think we should name the baby Baby Caroline.</div>
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<b>J</b>: (Smile) Yellow.</div>
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<b>P</b>: No! Don't say "Yellow" to me! We have to name our sister Caroline.</div>
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<b>J:</b> (Calmly, with a smile) How 'bout Blue?</div>
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<b>P</b>: (Uncontrollably furious) NO! NO! Why do you say that, Juj!? We can't name our baby that! It isn't our baby's fault that it is just a tiny little baby that can't talk and it going to explode out of Mom's belly! We can't name her a bad name! She has to be Caroline! </div>
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Juj had no reply and Peyton seemed content that she had made her point. She calmed down. We rode in silence for a short time. Then Juj looked at Popeye. Juj knew that she had the duties of a little sister and she knew she could not neglect those duties. </div>
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With a smile on her face, Juj broke the silence and said, "Yellow!"<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Another Squabble</span></div>
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<b>P: </b>Juj, it is almost my birthday!<br />
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<b>J: </b>It's my birthday, too!<br />
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<b>P: </b>No, Juj. You had a birthday Saturday. It is my turn to have a birthday.<br /><b><br /></b><br />
<b>J: </b>Me, too!<br /><b><br /></b><br />
<b>P: </b>(Crying) But Juj! It isn't fair!<br /><b><br /></b><br />
<b>J: </b>Don't say "fair" to me!<br /><b><br /></b><br />
<b>P: </b>FINE, Juj! You can't marry me! And you are not my sister anymore. Ever! And you can't play with my toys! And no more games! No more spinning in circles! No more tickling! No more exercising! No more cuddling with my Sully! No more reading stories or sharing my treats or helping you! AND I'M GIVING ALL YOUR STUFF TO THE D.I.!<br /></div>
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-30890191680758688592013-08-11T16:51:00.000-07:002013-08-11T16:52:49.742-07:00Birthday Party Blues-A Call for HelpGuys, here's the thing. I'm not creative. At all. Never have been.<br />
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I suspected this might be the case when I was in kindergarten, and my suspicions were confirmed in first grade. This is causing me grief now, but let me give you some background on the extent of the problem.<br />
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<b>Kindergarten Thanksgiving</b><br />
In kindergarten my class celebrated Thanksgiving by learning about the pilgrims. The class was divided into 2 groups: Native Americans and Pilgrims. We had a little program and we spent class time making costumes for our respective roles. I was in the Native American group. The kids who were Native Americans made feather headdresses and outfits made of paper bags (I don't think this happens anymore...). We also made necklaces. There was a station set up where we could choose from a variety of colorful noodles of various shapes, fruit loops, and buckeyes with holes drilled through the center. I busied myself making my necklace, not paying attention to the other kids. My teacher approached me, concerned about my necklace. I had chosen to only use buckeyes to make my necklace. I disliked my teacher's condescending suggestion that I add noodles or fruit loops. I knew that the Native Americans would never wear necklaces made of pasta or cereal. Pasta, no matter how colorful, could never be a bead. The idea was absurd. Clearly, if I wanted an authentic-looking Native American necklace my only available bead option was the buckeye. I remember being embarrassed for the other kids during our program as they wore there colorful food necklaces. I honestly remember thinking, "I hope these adults don't think I'm one of these kids...."<br />
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<b>First Grade Coloring Contest</b><br />
In first grade as Halloween was approaching our teachers announced there would be a coloring contest. We were supposed to color this print out of a scarecrow. Easy. I had just assembled a scarecrow a few weeks earlier and I knew what one looked like. This was before I became too competitive. I didn't really care about the coloring contest but as I saw the progress of the other children's pages, I knew I had this one in the bag. They were coloring their scarecrows all wrong. <i> Heh. Kids. They don't even know which colors to use.</i><br />
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I colored my scarecrow the<i> right</i> way. The straw was a careful blend of yellowish-brown. The bibs were blue. The shirt was red and the patch on the knee was also red (to match, of course). The posts were brown. The sky was blue. The grass was green. The crows were black. Easy. <br />
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When the results on the contest were posted I was so upset. I wasn't upset that I didn't win, I was upset that the winner did everything <i>wrong. </i>They colored the straw purple. The bibs were swirls of color. The crows were yellow. The posts were blue. <i>What kind of madness is this!? There is no such thing as purple straw! Everybody knows crows are not blue! Who has ever seen multi-colored overalls!? </i>Frankly, I though it was irresponsible for the judges to encourage that type of naive thinking. It wasn't just the winner, either. The halls were lined with pictures colored similarly. Mine was the only one colored realistically.<br />
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That is when I realized that I don't have an imagination. As a kid, I was pretty okay with it and considered it a strength of sorts. Now I see that lack of creativity should be a legitimate disability.<br />
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<b>My Point</b><br />
You might be wondering why I am telling you this. Here's the thing, guys. Popeye's birthday is next month. Before, birthdays were pretty low-key. We had cake and a gift but not really a party. The kids didn't know any better and they were totally fine with it.<br />
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Now things are different. Popeye is older. She has been anxiously anticipating her 4th birthday since Christmas. She has <i> expectations</i>. She knows people have <i>parties</i>. With <i>themes</i>. Oh, guys. This is a lot of pressure. I don't know anything about planning birthday parties. Here is what Popeye is thinking:<br />
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<b>P:</b> Mom, is it my birthday yet?<br />
<b>Me:</b> Almost! What do you want for your birthday, anyway? (I was seriously thinking she would ask for paint or a batman cape or a pirate costume).<br />
<b>P:</b> I want to wear a beautiful gown and dance with a handsome boy...or a frog who is really a prince.<br />
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I looked at her to see if she was serious. She was dead serious. She saw nothing peculiar about her request. Continuing...<br />
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<b>P:</b> There will be cake and pretty lights and balloons and music. Maybe fairies.<br />
<b>Me</b>: ....Hmm....wouldn't you rather have a new toy? Or movie? Or book? Or all three, even?<br />
<b>P:</b> Course not. It's my birthday.<br />
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Later that evening as we sat at the dinner table:<br />
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<b>Me: </b>P, tell your dad what you want for your birthday.<br />
<b>P: </b>To dance with a handsome boy and magical stuff.<br />
<b>Chris: </b>(Looks up, panicked and concerned)<br />
<b>P: </b>I don't want to kiss him, though. I don't think my dad will like that.<br />
<b>Chris: </b>(Smiles, proud and relieved) That's right. <br />
<b>P: </b>So I'll just have to wait to kiss him until I'm older.<br />
<b>Chris: </b>Like until you are 31?<br />
<b>P: </b>No, like for two hours.<br />
<b>Chris: </b>(Hangs head in defeat)<br />
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I suppose you didn't need to know that last part to understand my dilemma. I just added it because I thought it was funny.<br />
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So now you guys understand my predicament. She is expecting something big. I have no access to handsome, young, dancing boys. I also don't know any fairies. I don't know anything. I don't know what to do to give this kid the great birthday party that I really want her to have.<br />
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That is why I need your help. Yes. You. Don't act confused. I've seen those pictures you shamelessly post about the flawless parties you throw for your children. I've seen those posts and I have wept. I need a party. I need a party that she will appreciate and that will be wonderful. And don't say that she will just appreciate any effort I put into a party, either. <br />
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Give me ideas. Concrete ideas. Ideas that I cannot ruin (don't give me ideas you saw on Pinterest that require creativity or skill. I don't have either of those and I will mess it up). Ideas that I can carry out that won't cost a bajillion dollars. Carrie. Melissa. I am talking to you guys. I really need help. Ready? Go.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-75889429901330169842013-07-28T14:30:00.000-07:002013-07-28T14:30:26.381-07:00Long Trips in the VanWe are blessed to live 3(ish) hours from Portland and I love it. Chris has family there and it is always awesome to spend time with them. You know how you can spend time with people and leave feeling so loved, cared about and spoiled (and well-fed)? That is how his family makes us feel when we visit. <br />
We always have so much fun. Between visits to the beach, trips to the lake, motorcycle rides, Cheesecake Factory, the Saturday market, trips to the park, hanging out at home, playing with pets, and partaking of the awesomeness that is Cinetopia, we stay very busy and enjoy every second of our time there.<br />
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I even like the drive to and from. Road trips with Chris are my favorite. The girls usually spend most of the ride asleep but this time on the home the girls stayed awake the whole time. This really has never happened and it made for an entertaining trip.<br />
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At one point in the trip Juj started crying because she was tired and grumpy. Pops tried to comfort her by singing a song. It started out as the Baby of Mine song from Dumbo but Pops took creative license and changed the song to be like this:<br />
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Baby mine, don't you cry<br />
Baby mine, dry your eyes<br />
Don't act ridiculous<br />
It is just a car ride<br />
I don't want to share my Sully with you<br />
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The song was surprisingly effective.<br />
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Here is a conversation P had with her Dad around hour 2:<br />
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P: Dad, can you drive faster? That sun is always following us and I really don't like it.<br />
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Chris: I'm going 67!<br />
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P: Oh. Well, I wish you would go #1.<br />
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Nearing hour 3:<br />
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Chris: Egh. And the closer we get to home, the more the green disappears. Welcome back to our home in the desert.<br />
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Pops: Dad! NO! We DON'T live in a desert! We live in a HOUSE! Stop saying we live in the desert!<br />
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Me: Did we ever even give our van a name?<br />
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Juj: Caca toots.<br />
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Chris and me: What?<br />
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Juj: (Shrugging, not seeing what was weird about her suggestion)<br />
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Pops: How about Bambi?<br />
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Me: ...Yeah. That's a little better.<br />
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Juj: I think our van tooted.<br />
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Pops: ...That was you, Juj.<br />
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Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-3726893481558870102013-07-21T19:43:00.000-07:002013-07-21T19:48:24.192-07:00Peter Pan, Vacuum Cleaner, and Looking UnusualP approached me around bed time and was dressed in a long nightgown (which must have made her very warm) and she had put her hair into ponytail. She said, "Mom! I look like Wendy! Look at my dress and my hair! Peter Pan is going to come and he'll be so proud! I'll never be a pirate! Unless it is a good pirate....like a pirate princess like you!"<br />
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(Straightening up the living room)<br />
P: We have to pick up the big stuff first? Or the vacuum will break?<br />
Me: Yes.<br />
P: But we can just try to vacuum everything and if it breaks, maybe dad will get a new one.<br />
Me: We don't have money for a new one. We'd probably have to sell one of you girls.<br />
P: Okay. I'll try not to break it. But if it breaks on accident, pick Juj to sell.<br />
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My kids' clothes rarely match. They pick out their own clothes. This means that it is not unusual for us to go out and about with Juj dressed in a princess shirt and batman pants, while P is wearing an old dragon costume backwards. They also do their own hair. P will give herself a ponytail and put a few bows in her hair, with a necklace on her head, sort of like a crown. Juj will have combed and arranged her hair in a way that is...disheveled looking at best. I try to direct them, but they usually know exactly what they want to wear. I can tell that they have a clear picture of how they want to look. I'm okay with that. I can't shoot down the kind of initiative they take in getting dressed. <br />
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Sometimes, though.....<br />
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Sometimes I just want to have them looking normal enough to snap a picture of them looking clean and put together like everybody else's children. I want to go to the park or the store with them and NOT have a million costume pieces to monitor. I want to avoid the stares from people who might think that the level of my children's independence is a little extreme Yesterday was one of those days. <br />
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P had dressed herself creatively. She had a nice skirt on with a mismatched shirt and a bathing suit over that. Her hair was...whimsical...the way it always is. The skirt she was wearing was just given to her and it came with a matching shirt. It was cute.<br />
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Me: Peyton, why don't you save that skirt and wear it tomorrow. The shirt that matches it is in the dryer. Maybe we can find the pants that match the shirt you wearing for today.<br />
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Peyton: Okay. Good idea. I don't want to look unusual.<br />
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Me: You don't? Well....is it bad to look unusual?<br />
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Peyton: ...Yes?<br />
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Me: It is?<br />
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Peyton: (Sigh) Course not! I just don't feel like it today.<br />
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Whew. Good. I would hate to think that I put out her creative and independent flair. Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-83248033653718183802013-07-11T11:08:00.002-07:002013-07-11T11:08:36.739-07:00Salmon Patties and Muscles and SuperheroesLast night I made salmon patties. The Bingham girls LOVE salmon patties.<br />
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P: Mom, I want a <i>big </i>salmon patty. A really big one. I'm gonna eat a big salmon patty so I can get big muscles.<br />
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I held out the plate for her so that she could select her perfect sized patty. She chose one that was slightly smaller than the largest one.<br />
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P: I don't want one that is <i>too</i> big. I don't want my muscles to get too, too big....like an elephant. No. I don't want that. I just want my muscles to be<i> big</i>. Like my dad and Batman.<br />
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Me: Well, P, do you think I have strong muscles?<br />
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P: Yeah....but you're just strong like Superman.<br />
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I see how it is.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-84868581397691740602013-07-08T21:55:00.001-07:002013-07-08T21:55:23.981-07:00Pirates, Animals, Your Highness, Prayers, and AffirmationsMe: Good morning, Pops!<br />
P: (With enthusiasm) Ahoy, Mom! (Switching to serious tone) I can only talk pirate talk today.<br /><br />~*~*~*~*<br />
<br />Peyton: What's your favorite animal to like, Juj?<br /><br />
Juj: Yellow!<br />
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P: Mom, what's your favorite animal to like?<br />
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Me: Have you heard of a platypus?<br />
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P: Huh?<br />
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Me: I like elephants.<br />
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P: (Disappointed) Oh.<br />
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Me: What's wrong, Pops? What is your favorite animal?<br />
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P: My favorite animal is worms! (Like it was the obvious choice) <br />
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Me: Interesting. Why?<br />
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P: Because they are so cute. And they love their families! And I love mine. And they can be in our family!<br />
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Me: Hmm....<br />
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<i>I just want you guys to know, she really does love worms. She goes outside and digs them up and brings them to me. Sometimes in empty water bottles, but not always. She says, "Look what I brought you!" I fall for it every time.</i><br />
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Me: P, will you hand me that water bottle next to you?<br />
P: Yes, your highness. (Hands me the bottle) But I'm a your highness, too. And don't you forget it!<br />
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Peyton's prayer tonight:<br />
Dear Heavenly Father, I'm not allowed to jump on the bed. I'm not allowed to stand on the table. I'm not allowed to stand on the window, either. I'm not allowed to play in the refrigerator. And thanks for Juj. I say this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.<br />
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I tucked the girls into bed today and as I shut the door they both insisted they needed more hugs and kisses. I went back in to give them hugs and kisses.<br />
P: Love you, Mom.<br />
Me: Love you, too! You guys are the best!<br />
P: You are, too!<br />
Me: Thanks!<br />
P: You are the best, and also you are very strong!<br />
Me: Thank you.<br />
P: And also, your hair looks great, too!<br />
Me: Wow. Thanks, P. (My hair looks absolutely terrible. Very similar to bed head)<br />
P: You are a princess, Mom. A pirate princess.<br />
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<br />Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-43138056454686853802013-07-07T18:04:00.000-07:002013-07-07T18:04:32.586-07:00Voodoo Mama Juju<div style="text-align: center;">
Guys, this little sweet potato just turned TWO!</div>
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She is awesome. Here are just a few things that about Juju that I hope I remember forever.</div>
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A few times a day she tells me that I look like Cinderella. I like to think she means post-makeover Cinderella.</div>
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She adores Popeye. Whenever Popeye changes her clothes, Juj will say, "You are beau-sho, Pops!"</div>
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She is very shy around anybody she doesn't live with. She will pretend that she doesn't even know how to speak. She does talk at home, though. A lot. The most common phrases she uses are, "That's not very nice, Popeye/Mom/Dad!" and, "Mom, Dad's not listening to me!" She's a little bossy.</div>
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She loves Monsters Inc. She really, really loves "Mike Bigowski."</div>
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She enjoys saying prayers. Hers are usually incoherent and 5 minutes long.</div>
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She doesn't like to go to bed unless we "shuggle" with her, first. Snuggling is her favorite. </div>
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She loves to color. She colors for at least an hour every day. She can't get enough.</div>
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She is constantly asking Popeye to play hide and seek with her. Popeye usually complies. Juj cannot stay hidden for more than 10 seconds, though. If it takes longer than 10 seconds to find her, she pops out and says, "I'm right here!" It usually doesn't take very long to find her, though. She only likes to hide in 2 places, and she only uses one of those places a day. Popeye has learned to act surprised when Juj hides in the same place 10 times in a row.</div>
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She loves to eat. She will eat anything and she can out-eat me. </div>
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If she gets hurt and it is not that bad she stands up and says, "Walk it off, Juj."</div>
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Her favorite color is yellow. That's what she says. She doesn't know what yellow is, though. She can't pick it out of the other colors. She just always requests yellow things. "Yellow popsicle, please." "May I please have yellow paper?" "I want a yellow blanket!" We don't have that stuff in yellow but she seems to be accepting of whatever we give her. I'm sure this is going to make learning colors very confusing for her.</div>
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She loves to Skype. She begs for it. She gets a little heartbroken if nobody is on. If you want to talk to this kid, Skype her. She will love it.</div>
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She likes to sing. In church she gets frustrated if we sing songs other than "I am a Child of God" or "Sunbeam." We usually don't sing those songs in Sacrament meeting, which presents many opportunities for her to be frustrated. She combats this by singing those songs, anyway. Really loudly. A hymn will start and it won't sound familiar. She will suggest, "How 'bout "Sunbeam?" Obviously, nobody hears her because they are singing. She sings with more volume, though, and it can be distracting. Basically, you don't want to sit by us in church.</div>
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Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-34566050421210049042013-06-23T19:04:00.001-07:002013-06-23T19:39:20.597-07:00"Did you get worried that you would meet somebody else that you liked more than your husband?"Moving to a new place has given me many opportunities to meet new people. In meeting new neighbors/coworkers we ask each other questions and exchange information about ourselves, which you would expect. <br />
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I have found that people are usually shocked to find out that I have kids and even more shocked to find out that I have been married for (almost) 5 years. I guess that seems like a long time for somebody who is only 25 years old to be married. </div>
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Commonly I am asked a question which is some variation of, "Were you nervous about getting married so young?" My co-worker clarified that when people ask this they were really wanting to know, "Were you nervous that you might meet somebody later that you like more?"</div>
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Those are totally understandable questions. My freshman year of college I met this great, young couple. They were smart and fun. They were 19 or 20 and had been married for about a year and I could not believe how surprisingly...happy and mature they were about it. They didn't have kids or anything. They just knew they wanted to be married. I wondered if they were naive. I think I even asked, "Before you got married did you worry that you would meet somebody else later that you like more?" (Clearly, I have always had excellent manners.)</div>
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They were really nice about it and kind of laughed, the same way I laugh when people ask now. The husband explained to me that they took marriage very seriously. He was not worried that he would meet somebody he liked better because he knew that he would never put himself in a position emotionally or otherwise, to fall for somebody else. He told me that every day he recommitted himself to his wife and to their marriage. I thought that what he said was so incredible, but most of it went over my head.</div>
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When I'm asked that question now, I remember that couple and I understand what they were saying.</div>
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I cannot tell you how lucky I feel to have my husband and how grateful I am everyday to wake up married to him. I honestly haven't looked back since getting married. I understand people wondering because we were pretty young and still had a lot of opportunities ahead of us to meet a variety of people. Honestly, Chris finds ways every day to reaffirm that I made the absolute right choice in marrying him. When I see the gentleness in which he helps me raise our daughters, when I see him teach our daughters about the Savior, when he eats my bad cooking and smiles, when he comes home from working all day and asks how he can help me, when he jokes and teases and winks at me from across the dinner table, I know that I could not possibly ever find somebody more meant for me. </div>
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I remember feeling this so intensely after I had Peyton. I felt crappy and I was surprised that I still looked pregnant (I didn't get how that worked) and Peyton was having medical problems which made me feel like a faulty delivery system. Before I even said any of this to Chris, he expressed to me how proud he was of me and how grateful he was for all of the hard work that I put in to giving birth to our daughter. He looked at me in my swollen state and told me how much he loved me and how beautiful I was to him. He told me all of the things that I had already done to be a great mother to Peyton. No other person on the planet could have said all of the right things at that time. </div>
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Chris is exactly what I need. All of the time. He is the filter to my ego and the boost to my self-esteem. He is my motivator and he is the person who can calm me down. He is my level head and he is the one who reminds me of what is important when I get too overwhelmed and forget. He is an amazing example of patience. I am definitely a better person with him than I would be without him.</div>
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So for any of you who were ever concerned about me getting married young and for any of you who have ever wondered: I am very happy with the man I married and I am grateful for the timing of our marriage. I would not change one bit of it. It is a wonderful life I lead :)</div>
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Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532854291034105443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7505972380316722520.post-38867172147717889482013-06-21T10:06:00.000-07:002013-06-21T10:06:42.260-07:00Conversations I Have Had About Our Baby's NamePopeye: Mom, can we please name my sister Cinderella?<br />
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Popeye: Yes. Or Fairy Mother. Both are good.<br />
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Me: Well, I'll put those on the maybe list but I don't really see it happening.<br />
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Me: (Emotional and hormonal and slightly unreasonable) But Chris, isn't it the most beautiful name you've ever heard?<br />
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CHris: What? No! We can't name our baby Guinevere!<br />
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Me: Why not?! You wanted a normal, feminine name. This is so normal that it is a classic! And very feminine!<br />
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Chris: Court, do you really not see why we can't name our baby that? (sigh) Someday our kids are going to have to put their names on job applications. This poor kid will never get a job anywhere...except maybe Midieval Times.<br />
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Me: Sssshhiiiiine!!<br />
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Okay guys, I know that I can't name a human Guinevere. Although I think it is the most beautiful name in the whole world, I think I'd be too embarrassed to call her it in public. People wouldn't take me seriously. I would always be the lady who named her kid Guinevere. This name only ever sounds like a great idea when I am incredibly hormonal.<br />
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